Back in the middle of the 80's, I remember reading a story in the newspaper
where a Russian tank crew traded their tank for a case of vodka.  Apparently,
they ran out of vodka rations and weren't quite done drinking...so...


99 bottles of vodka on the wall, 99 bottles of vodka on the wall...took
one down and drank it around....98 bottle of vodka on the wall..

Comrade, are you drunk?

Nyet, why do you ask?

Comrade, where is your tank?

I traded it for this...Pretty good trade if you must ask...

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